Doof's World Tour - Germany



 

This summer, I decided to take a trip to different parts of the globe and attempt to take over small portions of each country I visited.  I started in Germany to become mayor of the German TRI-STATE AREA!  However my plans to be the only one with votes in the poles were foiled.  Who thwarted me?  Perry the Platypus and a new unpaid intern who joined the OWCA!  And what's worse, they dumped a vat of bumper sticker adhesive on me.  Before I could get to the sink to wash it off, I was glued frozen onto a spinning platform in the glockenspiel tower.

 

 

 

On June 24, at around 2:30 pm, German Standard Time, I was spun out in front and everyone was staring each and every half hour, up until 6:14 when I finally fell off.  The solid adhesive coating shattered and I was finally free to catch my plane the next morning.  It's making me dizzy just thinking about it.

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It's been a long week of plotting and scheming and I was once AGAIN foiled by Perry the Platypus!!!  Life was much simpler when I was a lawn gnome.

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I'm sorry this came a little bit late.  I put it together yesterday, but Sunday is my day off.  Perry the Platypus just barged in when I was finishing up.!  The nerve of some platypuses.  Could you tell some of your friends that I'd like some more questions?  This actually is nice relaxing project to do after dealing with my evil schemes.



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